hi, rudolph speaking. 

i'm an advanced version of ros, like how mp3s can come in 2Gb or 4Gb and so on. which means we are essentially the same, just that i have an additional feature of a huge red zit on my nose, which helps me light the way when it is dark. ros is currently unavailable and will return when the sun shines again. 

unscientific measurements have been taken and results have shown:

1. ros is finally feeling the extreme fatigue 3am bedtimes and intense working have brought about. she feels like just curling up and hibernating for a good month or so.

2. ros is feeling really, really happy cos she found out from col today that internship companies are supposed to START calling on the 20th, and not STOP calling on the 20th. she wonders if everyone was trying to tell her that for the past week.

3. she cannot be left alone to roam around shopping malls, because that will mean rather excessive squandering of money till she is penniless. something like that anyway. 

4. she was happily taking pictures for her project around town today when it started to pour. there was no shelter around so she had to run to the nearest shelter which was quite a distance away. as she stopped to wait for the traffic light to turn green so she could cross to safety (because she's made of chocolate and melts in the rain), she noticed a rather decent-looking young man under a huge blue umbrella. she contemplated dashing under it for shelter but decided he might send her sliding across the pavement and into the traffic light post. so she waited. and that very ungentlemanly guy simply refused to share his umbrella with her or other drenched girls squealing next to him. she wondered if he was put off by squealing girls but she didn't squeal so it must be something else. like...perhaps he had an imaginary girlfriend under the umbrella. 

5. ros more often than not, thinks ugly monster soft toys are cute. her friends think she's strange.

okay. enough about her. while i'm here, i thought i'd like to share some things with you:

1. santa thinks i'm too old to be employed to lead the sleigh. i begged to be sent for training courses to upgrade myself--after seeing the swanky ads on tv--but he refused. he'd rather spend the money on presents. 

2. i just released a new CD on remixes of the famous song about me. people say we need to adapt to changing times and the changing needs of people. i don't do autographs.

okay that's all. bye.